Dude, I would be totally proud of him too, even while I wanted to strangle him. What a clever boy!

He's not allowed near Smartie. And not just because he'd want to eat her. No, it's because I don't want him teacher her about doors and lids and things. We'd never get any peace.

Omar will need some big training and lots of time, but I think you're totally up to the task. And having him do your laundry is a definite plus!